I’m looking for my “bunker wife”. (Yes, seriously.) I hold a 75% probability that humanity kills or displaces itself due to AI in the next 1-15 years (2025-2040). 

My long dating profile is here.* Contrary to the above, I’m actually quite fun at parties.

But the tl;dr on what I want: a driven hot nerd with a heart of gold. 

My unique dealbreakers: my wife would be fine with living off-grid at the first sign of a major catastrophe brewing. (Bunker optional.) No kids, I’m afraid. She’d ideally have spent a few years already fighting for humanity in some way, shape or form. Or help me do so now.

I’ll donate $1,234 to an effective charity of your choice to anyone that introduces me to my future wife. (Or to you if your net assets are <$100k.) We’ll name our first robot kid after you. 

*I like my privacy, so please request access to the GDoc. Kindly don’t share that; instead share this page. 

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For those who also dislike online dating, see Effective Online Dating.  

And for those of you who don’t want to die from AI, see Collective Action for Existential Safety.